Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

At 12 weeks, the powers that be say I may experience some dizziness...low and behold, I’m at a place called vertigo. Since my peripheral vision was closing in as I got off the bus, I sought refuge on the stoop outside my local 7-11.

Well, my dizzy ass has been stuck here for 20 minutes, just being dizzy and feeling pretty damn pathetic that I can't make the block-and-half walk home. WTF? Didn’t I just climb a pretty tall mountain recently? So here I am, paralyzed and joining the ranks with other convenience store stoop dwellers — like our favorite, One-Dollah-Joe — until my world stops spinning.